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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Damn, now I have to go listen to Death Grips until I feel all unsettled and tingly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

FUCK A BITCH, WHAT? FUCK A BITCH.

"Gary, you really need a better way to express your frustrations with Mom."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Don't it feel good to drive a bus?
People need to get picked up