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Unserious country
Excited to see what comes next, this one should be pretty hard to outdo.
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Haha good bit, but this is obviously from...wait this isn't the fakenews comm
Lmaoooooo someone here made this joke weeks ago
Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?
Fam how the fuck is this real. Get me off this crazy ass rock 
I don't know that he needs congressional authorization, since Thomas Jefferson did the whole Louisiana purchase unilaterally.
Sorry, I'm focusing on some nerdy technicality because my brain refuses to process something that stupid.
there's no way this is real, i actually fell back asleep after my alarm and im dreaming about hexbear shitposts
an instant classic house resolution from a true Georgia statesman, Buddy Carter.
Fascism with Bandit Keith characteristics. 
this and the "in trump we trust" golden money goat idol are going to drive me insane. time to log off.
I didn’t hear about the money goat idol wat
God US is such a fucked up empire what else is there even to say anymore?
now that I look into that I'm thinking it was actually fake news, so disregard. there's only a small amount of dubious evidence.
They're fucking meming on us. I'm so proud of congress for once
The senators chosen name is buddy. I am voting for this.
it's all an elaborate joke
I am a zoo attraction and the zookeepers are putting on a little show to delight the children with my funny reactions
How much oil and other resource are at Red, White and Blueland?
This is legit some cartoon level shit. "When I take become president, I'll change the country's name to Candyland!"