I mean, the monster seems pretty chill and isn't hurting anyone.
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
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Clearly this guy has successfully walked past the ~~monster~~ ~~creature~~ friend 20 days in a row without issue. Give it a few weeks and I bet they'll be grillin together
Monster needs a shitty orange toupee.
Maybe that's a bit too in the nose.
actually ☝️🤓 the toupee is blond. the skin is orange
I guess you're right it is. I might confuse it for Conan if it was orange.
Can't help yourself, can you?
And thus the Overton window was shifted.
No, I refuse.
Hear hear
Jokes like these leave me with a sour taste because this is what you‘d do if you wanted to manipulate people onto complacency. Good to read that folks dont like the idea.
This is what they want.
Had a similar reaction to a giant Alaskan Malamute that used to sit in the forecourt of a house on my daily walk.