zooted on some powerful stimulants
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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The “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick‘s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
https://www.weather.gov/afc/WEAtest
Oh no Joe Biden is gonna friggin FEMA DEATH CAMP the entire friggin' USA on OCT 4TH
What's the conspiracy theory?
Is it something like FEMA's "test" is actually the beginning of a Soros-Hillary-Reptilian-Rothschild remote mind control system? Or is it something really crazy?
I don’t know about this specific event, but FEMA has always been a nut job conspiracy theory. I mean, I don’t trust American emergency responses because it’s intertwined with capitalist interests, thus being inefficient, callous, and almost nonexistent. But these people think they will come and slaughter everyone because they’re using a plastic straw
Proponents often play into racial fear, asserting that FEMA will use 'urban gangs' as auxiliaries to ensure order.
FEMA will unleash the hip hop THUGS on your white daughter because she listens to country music!
I watched the video, and all he did was ramble about how "There was gonna be a disaster or "event" using the alert as cover, because you'd sound alarms to distract people. Also nobody listens to those alarms cause the didnt use it during the Hawaiian wildfires. Also alarms are scary and everyone is scared and covid lockdowns drove people "crazy" with their reduced freedoms and they'll do it again with scary alarms."
"Anyways here's a promocode for a faraday-cage phone cover."
"I haven't been able to reach you. I called you so many times."
"I got a new Faraday cage phone cover so they can't listen!"
"Um... I explained to you why that's a really bad idea. Nobody can call you and talk to you in real time. And if you leave the cover on - you can't call anybody."
"Freedom and liberty - Trump 2024! I don't know you! Who are you! You could be a spy!"
"I'm your brother."
The modern right wing grift is so insanely obvious but it’s just wild that no one sees through it. These people claim to have world shattering evidence of disasters and evil deep state activities, but then they just casually strut around their mansions and 10 acre property and tell people to use their tracked credit cards to buy their prepper shit
It's the chud version of 
that deliberately has no discernible emotional vulnerability and is instead a mask of "I DONT GIVE A FUCK NOTHING OFFENDS ME" performative exuberance.
Crowder does that shit all the time. 
Enhance 
This man just "casually" said the n-word and is eagerly waiting for your reaction
Clearly it's Nage
soy-naging
face even convey
To me it triggers a visceral "stay the hell away from that weirdo" feeling.
I now understand the term "slack-jawed".
That's a classic "Ya, I said it mf'r. I'll say it again too" face.
“Relax. It’s just a word. Y’all people say it all the time.”
he looks like he has just spotted an unattended child
Poor dude needs a hobby.
I've just noticed his pfp
american crackers have zero culture