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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're telling me now for the first time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

bluejean baby.. Hogwarts lady

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (5 children)

idk I played some starfield and I watched my gf play the harry potter game and it doesn't seem much better

baldurs gate 3 tho seems pretty great, but I don't like that the plot is all about illithids (boring)

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just install a mod to replace all mind flayers with mine flails

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

This really has no right being this funny

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (13 children)

I don't like that the plot is all about illithids (boring)

gulag

Mind Flayers are the hook, but its a full on brawl between supernatural factions by the end. You get a healthy number of gods, devils, and undead monsters all piling in.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

But mostly curving back around to illithids, especially in the final plot beats. debord-tired

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Anti-calamari discrimination anti-italian-action

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Yeah mind flayers suck, and it sucks that anything involving the underdark has to so heavily involve them. Give me more svirfnebli if we must go to the fucking underdark

(I've never played Baldur's Gate 3 so I have no idea whether we get svirfneblin action but I have read R.A. Salvatore's books and this reminded me to rant about it)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

My character's guardian is a svirfneblin! She has both of her hands, though, so no bivrip pika-pickaxepika-pickaxepika-pickaxe action.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Oh no the wizard apartheid enforcement game doesn't have lasting appeal except as nostalgia caressing for insufferable liberals 🎻

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Nobody cares about my bad wizard game ooooooooooooooh

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Idk, man. Sounds like a skills issue to me.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What a crossover between Armored Core 6 and the TERF wizard game would look like:

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Does the HP game actually do anything... interesting? I saw footage of it and the whole time they were just inside the school or in some backwoods. I would like to terrorize people in the city with my magic spells, create money from thin air, and get sponsored by the shadow government

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

None of those things except maybe the shadow government because you basically play a born-special child soldier enforcing the status quo against a marginalized ethnic group.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Thoughts on a game (that wasn't TERF shit) where you still put down a slave rebellion, but they full on lean into being a neoliberal ghoul? You can get sponsored by the shadow government for unlimited currency, you can instigate wars off of false pretenses, you can empower landlords for rep with your shadow faction, you have missions to extract slaves and resources from other countries, etc. Would you play it?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

not that i'm aware of. good thing too, those goblins sure scream blood libel, it would be crazy to have them in a game at all in 2023

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Yeah. Gamingcirlcjerk obsessed over it for months beyond its initial hype. It was another cash grab attaching a popular IP with a mediocre product to create buzz. The Mario Movie and One Piece Live Action also fall into this category.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Basically it coasted on advertising. People thought it's the next big thing because they saw it everywhere, not realising that thats because more money went into advertising than paying the devs to make a good game.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I forgot about it the second Tears of the Kingdom came out... Aka the true best game of the year

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