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i just wanna see fewer affluent smug whiteys on social media tbh. they are fucking EVERYWHERE and the "family" "content" from them just drives me up a wall

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Love the casual sexism of the wife having to look like she's ready for hosting a TV show while her Hubby™ can get away with the signature "been playing War Thunder half naked to 10 hours straight and guests are coming" look

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"for the last time Patricia, it's called a MAN cave, not a goon cave, and the only thing i've been cranking is the level on my Sturmpanzergezetzbetriebungwagen. up. cranking the levels up. what? I already did the dishes last week. take a shower? no, I don't think i smell like ball sweat and coffee breath. it's only your parents Patricia, we see them every couple of months. Mackayden can vacuum the living room, can't you, buddy?"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

The classical forced smile for family photos. dean-smile

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

thats why im happy that my family is way to dysfunctional to have any photos together

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jayson, Mason, Aiden, Caden, and Bailey

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Jaxsyn, Maicesehn, Aydyn, Kh'aydin, Beyleigh

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i wish i understood why they always want to go barefoot.

they're either dressed up really nicely in three piece suites or expensive dresses like wedding pics with nothing on their feet or they're dressed up in layers that include sweaters so it's cold like in this pic, but barefoot nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wearing shoes inside is weird

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

gamer socks only

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

socks without shoes is weird and traps in foot sweat. shoes indoors is gross. barefoot or slippers (the open toe kind, not the fluffy kind) is the only way

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I'd rather my feet not be cold

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

on a normal day: sure

on a day when you hire a photographer and go through the extra effort of looking better than you ordinarily do to commemorate a special occasion: wtf

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Still kinda odd to wear shoes inside. Why not be barefoot? That's how people usually are while inside.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This thread has got to be parody. There's no way you can possibly be upset by that photo. They're not doing anything.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I think it brings to mind a real phenomenon of WASP types humble-bragging about their affluent lifestyles on social media. The father usually being in some sort of finance/insurance/tech field that is disproportionately white due to systemic barriers to entry. These types are the epitome of privilege yet the most oblivious to it, with long Facebook posts bragging about their happiness while lecturing about why this is the best of all possible worlds. I think every part of the US has this type of family but it’s especially common in the Bible Belt. (I point out the US because to me this family is obviously from US.)

All that said, I agree with you. This is really low tier content. A Christmas photo is extremely common in US, and nothing in this photo indicates that any of the above applies to this family in particular. It’s a random white family with no context. Many nonwhite families in the US would take exactly the same photo for Christmas.