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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

About a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

morning glory?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped-turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool, And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school.

When a couple of guys who were up to no good, Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

In balamory

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.