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Yeah, we doing Facebook-tier ass discussion now. It's my social media of choice as an old bumpkin who doesn't do the Twitter or Tiktoks

If any of you buttholes picks Cena, you're dead to me. Definitely keeping Lithgow but number two is a stumper.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Leguizamo and Cusack.

Leguizamo:

  • LGBTQ+ rights advocate.
  • Regularly calls out Hollywood's whitewashing casting decisions, e.g., first-time being cast as fidel-wut, and mario / charlie-stare as mario-dance and luigi-dance

Cusack:

  • Called out obama-drone for, well, obama-drone
  • Bernie bro and DSA member (I know, it aged like milk, but for a rich lib? Fuck it, I'll take it)
  • Got the shit beat out of him by Chicago pigs at a George Floyd protest in 2020
  • Pro-Palestine
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Leguizamo is Pro-LGBTQ+?! luigi-dance

Cusack is pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

C. Reilly and Goodman. It's a hard choice but I want more Tim & Eric JCR content and I can't give up The Righteous Gemstones. Eagerly awaiting "You can only save two Jons".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Yeah that's the pick for sure

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i would pick john cena twice

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

You had one job and you failed me twice

malcolm-checks

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

this is fun and all but can we do one about killing the Pod Jons

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's implied that they'll get got in the great johntastrophy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Or they will merge with all of the other Jons in the Jon Instrumentality Project

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Fine but we keep Tommy Vitor

I have no idea what he looks like but I did shamefully listen to Pod Save America on my journey through liberalism, temporary Berniecrat, Chapo, and now baby baby leftist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Which is the John who Dies at the End?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

John Brown and John Arbuckle. Obviously.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

all these johns i don't know and no john-brown

a shameful display

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I'm assuming there's actually three Johns allowed and OP correctly feels no one should be able to not choose him

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lithgow, Leguizamo. But losing Goodman makes me a bit sad.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

And Cusack has some good stuff to say, if I'm remembering correctly. Damn, this is tough. Lucky we're all adults in the room making the hard decisions. I'm just surprised that this chat is binding.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do you all see anyone in the panel in the bottom right corner? It looks invisible to me?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

No, goddamn this eternal subpar joke

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Travolta and Cleese. Would be my answer on who to not save.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oooooo, a twist!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

All I know is Cleese is dead

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I push Cleese in front of the train or whatever that's threatening the rest of them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I'll save Chef John from Food Wishes Dot Com and then figure out another one from this list.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

This is the correct answer. Throw the rest straight into the trash

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

The bottom right box is for a write in?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

beating the table, baring my teeth WHERE THE FUCK IS JOHN FETTERMAN I DEMAND JOHN FETTERMAN

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Llegiuzamo and yeah I guess Lithgow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Goodman and Lithgow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I don't know who a single one of these people is.

Okay I guess I know they're all John, but you know what I mean.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Left to right, top to bottom: Raul Chamgerlain, Todd Bonzalez, Karl Dandleton, Mike Truk, Willie Dustice, Glenallen Mixon, Bobson Dugnutt, Dwigt Rortugal, Anatoli Smorin and Sleve McDichael

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Mortal Kombat character roaster

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

i dont recognize any of these people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

cusack and leguizamo probably?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Two John Goodmans you say? Don't mind if I do.