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Yum yum yum please don't shoot my dog (midwest.social)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Cop tarts. Come on guys

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

100% markup, with 25% going to local police to get them out of trouble for some abuse of power. That way they're sure to sell like hotcakes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

"Now with qualified immunity!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

By buying, you are required to fill it with valuables and mail it to your local PD, c/o Civil Asset Forteiture Department

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

If you mail in some box tops, do you get surplus military equipment?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shit, okay, but they really should do a limited edition American flag poptart. I would think it was absolutely ridiculous unless they did it ironically, but I bet it could actually taste pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Does that say "@ad.libertarian" on it?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago

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