Gonna start randomly sending venmo requests for money to members of Congress.
I am awesome, after all.
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Gonna start randomly sending venmo requests for money to members of Congress.
I am awesome, after all.
Request Reason: "We are friends?"
I've thought about this before. Just put like "dinner" in the notes to random campaigning politicians
Hmm, maybe this is how I get my money back from Bernie.
In 2021, Gaetz said during an interview that he believes “someone is trying to recategorize my generosity to ex-girlfriends as something more untoward.”
Someone is trying to mischaracterize my GROUND AND POUND SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP with my beautiful TEENAGE EXes!!!!
The WOKE media mob is CANCELLING me for my UNDER-AGED SEX PARTIES!
For some reason the Disco Elysium quote, “Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin” mentions “child-murdering billionaires” and I always thinking it’s talking about pedophilic billionaires. Guess in my head they’re doing that too regardless?
I mean, they literally are, they just murder brown (Arab) children and SA brown (Hispanic) children.
seeing that "+ xtra 4 u" bit gave me big "where my hug at?" vibes. he's so desperate and pathetic.
the Justice Department’s investigation into Gaetz
The Ethics Committee has limited powers but the DOJ has immense powers. Garland effectively killed any DOJ investigation into Gaetz. I really want to know how much evidence and what evidence Garland had. It's so weird to me that the DOJ never filed charges.
He wanted to save his successor the embarrassment of closing the investigation himself.
Oof.
There was also a $420 payment in the screenshots but not called out in the article. Is the funny weed number not well-known across the pond?
It’s 20/4 there
Is there anyone in USAmerican politics who isn't a pedophile?
i stand by my crank belief that all the Q shit was a psyop to distract from this real life Eyes Wide Shut web that stretches throughout the ruling class
This doesn't seem that crank to me. There is a stark difference between the ghouls that started the Q shit and the rubes that follow it.
i know. i just feel i have to label any conspiracy i belief in as such. even if it's legit
sometimes i think the only thing separating real life conspiracy vs the fake kind is the real stuff is typically perpetrated by bumbling, uncoordinated, often oppositional groups with cores of true believers/operators manipulating assorted rubes and power players.
vs the fake kind where it's just 10 guys, often of a specific ethnic group, meeting and coordinating in a dark room and doing perfectly executed plans
Yeah, I feel that, it makes me feel a bit unhinged just elaborating the way I did, lol.
sometimes i think the only thing separating real life conspiracy vs the fake kind is the real stuff is typically perpetrated by bumbling, uncoordinated, often oppositional groups with cores of true believers/operators manipulating assorted rubes and power players.
vs the fake kind where it's just 10 guys, often of a specific ethnic group, meeting and coordinating in a dark room and doing perfectly executed plans
100% agree, this isn't the movies where its some well thought our plan to oust some evil government official. This is the real world where normally its just some self centered idiot posting too much.
exactly
it does seem like modern social media/tech allows more careful coordination between the big power players. instead of the smoky room you get the billionaire group chat
but then you get a court ordered release of billionaire text logs and reality is so much more stupid
and the smokey right wing conspiracy group chat looks like a bunch of facebook chuds roleplaying
Meanwhile I'm over here using the alien emoji whenever I pay my guy for weed... I should start telling him we are great friends, it might keep them off my trail.
It got leaked?
I don't understand why people even put notes on bank transfers. The bank don't need to know. The cops don't need to know.
If you're ever investigated for anything, they are the only people that notes benefit.
Venmo requires a note
Notes: No note
I usually just write "For terroism" or "Donation to ISIS". I got a call from my banker once asking me to stop
that was hilarious, I remember when you posted about that. did you stop
no, but i did expand to other things like "for drugs" and "illegal money laundering", "tax fraud" and so on
bit idea: putting stuff in the negative like reason "NOT FOR TERRORISM" or "DEFINITELY NOT A BLACKMAIL PAYMENT"
Very normal guy doing a very normal thing
Matt Gaetz really thought he was playing 4 dimensional chess when he was like "Hey let's do that thing where we imply the Venmo transaction is illegal. It will be so funny!" Meanwhile the 17 year olds he's hanging out with were "no wtf dude" be normal.
And these were just the transactions with a paper trail. You have to assume there have been a shitload more that were done through good ol' cash.
I had an ex once get mad at me cuz I Venmoed this teenage girl I worked with $20. Thing was it was for Wing Stop.
'wing stop'
That's what they're calling it these days
Windsor heights wing stop is a great place for you kno what