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[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

People don't like to face the fact that our grandparents were just as slutty as we are, if not more so

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whores get paid. She wouldn't take my money

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When I saw her in the morning I left her a five to cover the next guy.

Just paying it forward my dude

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Good reference, haha

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Legit. They meet at a segregated bar or a rodeo or something. Fucked once and got married. Stay together their entire lives regardless of happiness cos it’s a sin to divorce.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't think reading comprehension is your strong suit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What’s wrong with it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My comment was a bit ruder than I'd like but reread the comment you replied to. The OC you agreed with was saying that our grandparents were slutty like us, but your comment says the opposite

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If banging after 1 date is slutty, marrying after 1 date is straight up whoresville

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I like your funny words magic man

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

She's just jealous

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Heh, my maternal grandmother told me that when guys would come to pick her up for a date. One of her brothers would answer the door and tell the dude she was taking a shit, and would be down in a min.

She also said that one time she got drunk off of some cider that they kept in the barn. She said her and her friend got super drunk and puked all over the living room then passed out. She said that when they woke up in the morning. Her brother had put her and her friend in the bed and cleaned it all up before her mom and dad woke up.

She was born in 1911

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

(In the midst of an orgy)
Grandma: Where is the chaperone? I doubt anyone here is landed gentry.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

landed gentry

hmm, i wonder where i was reading that PARTICULAR WORD before somewhere, said in the news BY SOMEONE

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Safe sex people, raw doggin is risky

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Only risky if you don't plan on visiting grandma next week πŸ˜‰

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which app? Asking for a … who am I kidding. I have no friends.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Tumblr cause no friends