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Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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First of all, I'd like to thank all the PATRIOTS here on reddit for your support during this truly great and historical election. I couldn't have done it without you. Well, I could have, actually. I would have done great. Might have even gotten more votes!

With your help we managed to kick the crooked Democrats out of the White House. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL! We're going to do some great things together folks. And we're going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

mr president, when will hamburger price go down

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are you going to do communism now? As a Hater and Loser, I cannot express how incredibly owned I would be if you did and it turned out the MAGA communists were actually right all along.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

NICE TRY PRESIDENT XI!!!!! AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Damn, saw right through me xinternet

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Will you become somehow wetter when you enter the White House or will the drying accelerate?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

MY PRESIDENCY WILL BE THE WETTEST PRESIDENCY AMERICA HAS EVER SEEN! WE WILL NOT BE OUTDONE BY THE LIBERALS!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

can i have a cabinet position with a silly title and acronym like elon musk

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhkY6EJwqI

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

speech-top

angery

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What are your thoughts on the Hubble tension regarding conflicting experimental data of different methods of determining cosmic distances, a problem sometimes called the "crisis in cosmology"?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Actually, don't bother asking again!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

How about asking again in english, wise guy? This is AMERICA!!! NOT COMMUNIST CHINA!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey, man, can I get a small loan of like 5 million dollars? I'd really appreciate it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

earn it yourself!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

OMG! IT'S REALLY HIM!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

IN THE FLESH AND BLOOD BABY!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

blompf libbing-out

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Honest question: poopoo or peepee?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

What kind of question is this? Is this how you people get your kicks? I CHOOSE AMERICA!!!!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

who wins in a fight, don jr or hunter b?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

I gotta say folks... he's my one and only son and I love him... but he's such a disappointment... biden takes it in 3.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Barron solos both, easy :larger-adult-son:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mr. President Commander Sir thank you for standing up for my freedoms to drive my Ford Childkiller 1 hour to Cracker Barrel every day. Can I ask you sir I just need to ascertain whether your penis is really shaped like a Mushroom? As a true patriot I just gotta know, god bless murica.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

All penises are shaped like mushrooms, sir. Mine is no different.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

post hog

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

you first!! we can compare sizes!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mr.Donald, will the voices stop? Will you stop the voices? stop the voices

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Not my problem, LOSER!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Monster Energy or Ghost Energy?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

BOTTOMS UP AND THE DEVIL LAUGHS