chapotraphouse

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I have become a conservative rapper self-named Flagship Cheeto. (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Anyways, let me all know what you think of these bars...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sittin' in my room, crying all day.
Bein' gay
Nothin' to say
And I got no money to pay
For my Amazon subscription and my Mountain Dew prescription
Watching Haruhi Suzumiya on Toonami, yuh
It's 2006, bruh
Can I bump a Crunchyroll password, huh
Password is the gamer word, duh
The fuck? Pronounced it with the shwa
Get the fuck out of my room, mom
Let me turn off the text-to-speech
And stop callin' me a leech, I'm postin' on my forums
They ban me for my poor decorums, 'cause my posts are all lorem
ipsums

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Send for Tom McDonald. Prove yourself as the #1 conservative rapper.