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There is an officially licensed, life-sized FF7R Tifa "Collectible Figure" (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Are the otakus okay???

This showed up in my YT feed and it was too cursed not to share. What gets me is that this is an officially licensed, SquareEnix-approved product what-the-hell

It's seemingly made by one of those Chinese companies that make incredibly realistic and expensive action figures for rich nerds so it's technically not a RealDoll but there's probably a reason why its life-sized and why they chose the HoneyBee Inn outfit

Imagine visiting someone's house and seeing this thing on their couch

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Also imagine what it'll look like in 20 years once the silicone starts to degrade

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

God that's creepy

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Folks, we do not love to see it

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the only reason to have a sex doll is to leave them in funny places like sitting at a library reading a book

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Bit idea: we put Lyudmila Pavlichenko dolls on rooftops above Trump rallies.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

friend-visitor-3

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

limmy-what

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

They'll make a life-size waifu doll but won't give me a life-size metal king slime made from platinum smh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Het cis male sex toy shaming discourse go

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

This isn't a sex toy though, which somehow makes it even weirder

Even if it was, I'd argue life-sized silicone dolls that cost thousands of dollars aren't the direct equivalent of a dildo or whatever. There's much more discreet and infinitely less creepy options for dudes looking to get their rocks off that you don't need to hide like a corpse when your mom comes over

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It is a sex toy. It contains sex toy anatomy.

I personally think it's creepy since I have the same reaction to it that I would to a corpse but if you know anybody in the BDSM community they have waaaaay more elaborate sex-related things in their house than this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It is a sex toy. It contains sex toy anatomy.

It does?! It absolutely blows my mind a company like SquareEnix would approve a fucking RealDoll with the likeness of one of their most recognisable female characters

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

The spread leg logo disgost

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Comment on video "real women might be in trouble" Sir...... I assure you they'll be just fine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

i mean... Not just not in trouble, they'll be less likely to find a prick that objectifies them... So... Seems like a win-win i guess?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

This came up in my YouTube feed too. What does that say about us?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Glad to see they finally hired fans on this one

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

What if recognizable and even iconic character from a very well known video game, now as a conspicuously life-size and officially licensed uncanny-valley-provoking mannequin with most of the character's actual features as an adventurer that punches monsters until they fwoosh away removed in favor of otaku pandering sex doll characteristics?

awooga an-tifa over-your-head brrrrrrrrrrrr

Squenix is only barely kept afloat because of FFXIV in most recent years, and between NFT grifts and "live service" gambits, this kind of pandering trash is par for the course.

Oh, of fucking course Squenix also licensed the sale of less-directly-horny-but-arguably-even-creepier dolls of the two youngest members of FFXIV's band of main characters... minus any signs of maturity they may have picked up in the course of the game after like a decade, which is even more glaringly anachronistic because of the presented costume choices that line up with what the characters wear in recent expansions. libertarian-alert

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/17e21f995da5e42a4440804e75ccd8cbe23135c0

We are pleased to announce our second collaboration with high-end doll makers Volks, which marks Alphinaud and Alisaie's debut in the Dollfie Dream series!

Under the supervision of FFXIV Lead Character Concept Artist Ayumi Namae, the materials of the twins' outfits were handpicked to enhance their elegant silhouettes, along with their intricate weaponry and accessories replicated in exceptional finesse. Wouldn't the prudent Alphinaud and vigorous Alisaie make a lovely addition to your home?

libertarian-alert

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

enhance their elegant silhouettes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I Googled their age (16) which is considered of age in Sharlayan society

what-the-hell

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've actually thought about this and I wouldn't mind a job making sex dolls for nerds. idk I just view them as any other sex toy shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sex toys should be discrete IMO...

And less... human

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've gone back and forth on this in my head, on the one hand yeah it's weird and creepy and objectifying but on the other if we're not going to stick sexless men in camps or kill them a good option is to allow them a release, there's been dudes through the years that have actually straight up marry these things and have romantic relationships in the case of Davecat (google him). idk it feels harmless compared to say like sex work which is actually pretty dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

google him

Too ominous try again

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Whatthehellisthatandwhydoesthatexistwhydoweexistnoooooooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

It wouldn't be on the couch. Probably in the closet or bedroom

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

something very uncanny about it in that lighting, if the person taping wasn't physically fiddling with it i'd have thought it was a render

but looking it up it seems to actually be a sex doll, there's "Voice Dialogue: 18 Voice Control/Dialogue Touch Sensing: Touch Sensitive Area Can Sound Intelligent Voice: Three Character Modes [Girl (Chinese), Mature Woman (Chinese), European and American Women (English)]" and it has a metal frame like one.

i'm kind of fascinated, i wonder if these sorts of things can balance on their own

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I just checked the link and saw more normal expensive collectibles like an 1/6 scale Anakin Skywalker figure with an incredible likeness of Hayden Christensen and assumed they didn't sell sex toys

I'm just flabbergasted a company as conscious of their brand and image as SquareEnix would approve a cursed product like this. The same company that currently has gamers in an uproar over slightly covering up female characters in the upcoming Dragon Quest remasters is also okay with turning one of their most iconic female characters into a sex doll homunculus

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i can't find any information about 'juicy made studio' besides literally this product, i'm not sure this is a real partnership with the studio, seems kind of grey market. there's apparently a bit of a market in sexed IP-figurines & dolls that directly reference the content while clearly being unauthorized. but it's presumably niche & hard to crack down on

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I guess I was tripped up by the "Collectible Figure" branding and the assumption that something on this scale would require official backing of some sort. Like when I think of unlicensed merch I think of cheap stuff you can find on AliExpress but I suppose they don't give a flying fuck about IP in China either way deng-salute

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

something on this scale would require official backing of some sort

modern specialist handicraft markets are definitely something i don't understand very well, but low-numbers high-cost operations like this probably aren't 'real' factories with high capital investment, my theory is that these businesses would take normally manufactured sex dolls and bespoke customize them to look like characters, then they're marketing them in slightly more 'reputable' places as an extension of the 'figurine' stuff. it's a bit bizarre that they're coy about it, wouldn't a buyer want all the specifics/operation manuals on a really expensive sextoy? but i guess the barest pretense that the sexdoll is a collectible would be important to some prudish markets.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

officially-licensed

Where are you seeing that? I'd assume this is unlicensed until proven otherwise like those resin statues of Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen with his cock out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It seems I just naively assumed you wouldn't be able to produce something like this without SE having a say about it

It was also sold alongside more legitimate looking merch

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

...it's generally prudent to assume that any foreign-branded merchandise produced in china for the chinese market is more likely than not unlicensed...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

For some reason I assumed unlicensed merchandise would always be cheap

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

God the comments

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: