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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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If NATO gets to have their fancy phonetic alphabet it is only fair that we too should have one. I urge all Hexbears to memorize the following list in order to make our radio communications secure and unambiguous:

A - Aargh!

B - But, but...

C - Come on! Come on!

D - Do I...?

E - Er...

F - Fuck!

G - God damn it!

H - Hold on...

I - I could maybe...

J - Just wait!

K - ...Keep doing this maybe?

L - ...Let's see here.

M - ...Maybe...?

N - No... no...

O - ...Oh!?

P - ...Probably...?

Q - Quiet, let me think!

R - ...Radios are SO fucking complicated.

S - ...So what if I...

T - ...Think perhaps if I...?

U - Uh...

V - ... Very troubling...

W - Wait...

X - Well this is an unknown factor!

Y - You can't be serious!

Z - ZZZT! (Make the radio make zapping noices by scraping some exposed wires against each other)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

:::spoiler I've made my own list that I believe should prevent any confusion

  • Aye
  • Boomer
  • Cue
  • Doomer
  • Ewes
  • Faze
  • Genes
  • Hour
  • I
  • Jeans
  • Knight
  • Loomer
  • Moist
  • Night
  • Our
  • Phase
  • Qi
  • Rath
  • Sell
  • Tankie
  • Use
  • VIP
  • Wring
  • Xi
  • Yews
  • Zoomer
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I actually started off by trying to make a similar list, but you are better than me at finding homophones and silent initial letters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

P as in Pig Poop Balls