Breathe harder, lean in real close to bystanders, lock eye contact, assert dominance
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2023
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Nah, I just run up that hill and make fun of all the fat kids.
No really! If I were to stop running, people would hear my wheezing breath. Can't have that.
I can relate to this especially this past week visiting Yellowstone National Park. I climb a category 2 mountain and felt like I was dying when I reached the top. But dam it was worth it.
How about in bed so your partner doesn't realize that climbing the stairs and brushing your teeth left you out of breath?
Or stairs in buildings. I don't want my coworkers judging how out of shape I am.