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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I got my covid vaccine last year. I most definitely felt it. Like a deep pinch that lasted a couple seconds. Not a pleasant feeling.

Docs are fucking liars. Depends on who's doing it, how relaxed you are, and the level of tolerance a person has. But mfs are gonna feel something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This is me, and I'm no kid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That's my 18 month year old after we just walked out of the waiting room. I think she remembered her 12 month visit ;'_'.

[–] dansity 3 points 2 years ago

It does sound like a slaughterhouse sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What century did you get your shots in? Certainly not the 21st.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Some shots (1 in 5) are painful for me. I guess there is a chance if the middle hits the nerve.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I find it depends a lot on the person giving you the shot. Some people are pro's at it, some can't find a vein if their lives depended on it and the vein is the size of a garden hose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I noticed in none of the recent stabbings I've had has the doctor said I won't feel anything, they mainly just either asked if I wanted to be notified when it's coming or that there's a prick coming.

Also, I legitimately do barely feel it these days. Maybe it's because I'm not afraid of it, maybe it's because they use sharper tools than in the past. It's not pleasant sure, but it's very tolerable.