I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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I FEEL IT! I FEEL THE COSMOS
YOU SPOONY BARD!
WAKE ME, WHEN YOU NEED ME
GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.
REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!
HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
SHAKE IT, BABY!
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.
RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!
AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!
BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.
EXPLOSIONS! ๐ฅ
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
YMMEL!?
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
SHAKE IT BABY ๐ต๐ต๐
MUCHA SHAKKA PAKKA!
YOUR HOPE ENDS HERE! AND YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE WITH IT!