this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Also me: That's exactly what someone who did something wrong would think!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Crosses through the self checkout and boldly uses eye contact with an employee like "I dare ya, I triple dog dare ya" to distract yourself from feeling nervous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Bonus: The edibles just kick in.