I met a hexbear once. They were making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me and the baby called me a liberal.
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour?
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My passive income, no!
DO NOT DO THIS
(sorry for your rat)It was me, I sold your apes!
But not my Slurpjuice
And my axe.
the hexbears turned me into a newt
I'm glad you got better.
One of them randomly handed me a folded up sheet of paper with :PIGPOOPBALLS: on it on the bus
They smelled like beans and mushrooms and when I shook their hand they gave me a small rat and told me it was "one for the road".
Stop making leftists sound cool.
Weird, I only hand out 
, must be a regional thing
Also despite what my shirt says I only pray to Xi in moments of extreme anguish
Can we get an opossum Hotdog plushie?
I thought I met one once, turned out it was just a grizzly that had been cursed.
I heard they all smell like owl piss.
Xi is my God, so what?
At least they did not come at you with a comically large spoon
I met a hexbear one time and I was loudly told to get back inside because I was mistaken for a cat (I'm small and covered in fur)
Couldn't be a Hexbear user, they didn't call you a lib