Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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A jack-off machine with AI powered EEG/ECG monitors that learns to edge you just right. (lemm.ee)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas

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Optional VR headset so you can get POV handjibbers from your favorite waifu.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No AI needed lol

https://maustec.io/pages/edge-o-matic

[–] chicken 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

By attaching to your inflatable butt plug (you remembered to buy one, no?) and reading changes in pressure, this device detects pelvic floor contractions which happen just before and during orgasm in most people. By summing the magnitude and frequency of these contractions, orgasm can be detected and prevented.

$497.00

Sold out

wow

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

'Frustrating as fuck.'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

!!!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

I'm sorry, but this is for shitty ideas, not brilliant ones

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

I'm shoving money into my computer but nothing's happening

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Get the VCs in the line stat!