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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I was there when the first dreams came off the assembly line. I was there when the corrupted visions that had congealed in the vats were pincered up and hosed off and carried down the line to be dropped onto the rolling belts. I was there when the first workmen dropped their faceplates and turned on their welding torches. I was there when they began welding the foul things into their armor, when they began soldering the antennae, bolting on the wheels, pouring in the eye-socket jelly. I was there when they turned the juice on them and I was there when the things began to twitch.

… I think I am the last one left alive.

-Harlan Ellison, “Quiet Lies the Locust Tells”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Clickbait title. The whole content wasn't captured in the title, therefore it's clickbait. Also, troll.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Thank you for presiding over Content Quality Control. I have now been psychologically barred from further content creation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Also content warning pls

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Thank you for creating long-form content!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This content style would be improved drastically through the use of shading.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I look forward to you purchasing the improved version! Thank you for the suggestion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] wizardbeard 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Thank you for creating more expensive content! I'm on a reduced color budget though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, but you are no longer allowed to edit this particular content, as the ownership rights now belong to Funhole. Please delete this within the next 72 hours. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Funhole belongs to Wizard Beard as much as to anyone else.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I see what they meant, this is much better. So much better in fact, that I can no longer claim authorship of this particular content. It has been bettered beyond my own ability. I hereby transfer the exclusive ownership rights of both the original and the improved version to Funhole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I respect your opinion.