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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"do you want to see my missile?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

welcome to my nuclear family

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't have named my child Exclusives Nuclear Weapons Royal Navy Sex The Sun Newspaper Vladimir Putin, but then again he got named before Putin really became a thing in the common consciousness

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dear Mr Exclusives Nuclear Weapons Royal Navy Sex The Sun Newspaper Vladimir Putin, I'm so sorry I was not your mother.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Don't be! My mother, Mrs. Putin was a very sweet lady

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Did I ever tell you how I saved the world from nuclear Armageddon with the power of love?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Lol you beat me to it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Gooning for Peace & Nuclear Disarmament

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope he said "baby - I'm gonna plow you with this nuclear tipped ICBM, sexy style" screm-cool

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A major plot point in the Kelsey Grammer movie "Down Periscope", in which Grammer plays a US navy sub commander, is that Grammer's character got "welcome aboard" tattooed on his penis. And the entire US navy knows it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

However, a Royal Navy source said sex on board did not form part of their investigation.

sicko-wistful

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

🎶 In the Navyyyyy 🎶

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The movie's title?

Up Periscope kelly

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

And here's The Sun of all things, with the assist:

PORNSUB Submarine captain sacked for making sex vid while in charge of nuclear missiles & sharing filthy clip with junior sailor.

The scandal is another major blow to the Navy amid a chronic shortage of submarine staff

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

The Vanguard sex footage follows claims that a different submarine captain put his manhood in the pocket of a female sub-lieutenant on board.

that was his mistake; women remember that shit for some weird ass reason.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Helloooooooooooooo Sailor!


[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I hoped it would've been Shore Leave