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Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For (www.theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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For context, this article is from 2022 but it was just reposted by the Onion’s social media accounts tonight, and I’m sharing it here, because: The Elon / Trump interview on X started with an immediate tech disaster / Musk claims there was a DDOS attack on X — but The Verge is told there was not.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago

At press time, sources confirmed Musk had publicly fired a prominent CPU for loudly humming in a way that he said constituted insubordination.

Hmm, yes

[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago

remember when elon just started yanking out servers and twitter had a sustained months-long meltdown?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

1/3 will need to justify their presence in writing or be removed.

[–] N0body 23 points 11 months ago

“Remove all the wires, or you are all fired. We’re transitioning to the AI Cloud. You’ll all be sleeping in your office cots this month.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The grammar falling apart at the very end of the title is peak Onion writing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I love headlinese.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Twitter demands Elon to explain why that many unused brain cells.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The Twitter server: https://youtube.com/watch?v=12LLJFSBnS4