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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Reminder that inflation isn't a phenomenon that's beyond our understanding or ability to control. Inflation is the result of business owners choosing to raise prices in order to increase their rate of profit. That's all it is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Bold of this article to think the fundamentals of the economy will survive the coming climate apocalypse. Where the hell can I invest my money in growth when everything is either burning or flooding. Coffins?!?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, the future looks pretty bleak for young people. I'm in my 30's and my retirement plan is fighting for survival or, preferably, dying.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The good news is death is great for the environment.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't worry, you will die of starvation long before your die of fire and flood.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can you do me next? How do I die?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok, me next. What's gonna do me in?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The world's most intractable case of dandruff.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My retirement plan is for a NATO-backed fascist paramilitary death squad to gun me down for harboring trans people

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Go Harriet Tubman and get strapped if you're going to bring the Underground Railroad back in style. JB-shining-aggro

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

My last words are going to be "Nice Walther PPK, NEEEEERD."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Retirement? My "retirement plan" is subsistence rat hunting in a bombed out Walmart, what good will money do me? Campfire tinder?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

No worries. I'm poor now but I'm going to be a billionaire next week anyway.

Capitalism works!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

so... like the rest of us have already found out - they can never retire unless they choose to do so in poverty.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

These comments read like /r/collapse

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The rest of the world has the same problem but is not ready for eating rats and feces yet.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

grillman: "At least porky wasn't told what to do, better dead than red!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

God dang Porkys butthole. Every time Looney Toons come on, y'all put Porky's Butthole on. I figure last night and the second cartoon come on, it was Porky's friggin' ol' Butthole. I said surely y'all ain't gonna put last till Porky's freakin' Butthole. I don't see why in the heck you think these dang ol' youngins are - cause they gonna Porky's dang ol' Butthole time after time, after time, after that time, and don't ever get tired of it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Or a crowbar and some comrades

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Do you guys want to agree to do some mass suicide cult thing instead of retirement?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Let’s suicide the billionaires first and we’ll go from there

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I will agree to it but not follow through. Close enough?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that's too much, where's jack kevorikian?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You could just move to Canada where their wonderful system will cure you of your poverty with a prescription of "Just kill yourself".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

i need an eeyore emote

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which one of us is going to be the first to commercialise the suicide booth?

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