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[–] [email protected] 97 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Hey, look on the bright side: Republicans are switching to electric cars.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Reducing your carbon footprint to own the libs

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

And taking government subsidies

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

Didn’t you hear, Trump was changing his stance on EVs because Musk bought him, I mean, donated to him.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

At least the wrap protects the metal from bird poop, although it attracts all other kinds of poop while I'm in the neighborhood.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

The poop sits on the inside of that one.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

Nazi clown car.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I love when assholes let you know who they are. And this guy really wanted you to know he was an asshole squared! We should lure him into a car wash.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't the consensus on fortnite that anytime a cyber truck rolled up, all previous engagements were put on hold until the elonaldmobile was a smoking crater?

Can we translate over to real life? Please?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Based on the number of recalls for those things, One can only surmise that the build quality is terrible. Basically what I'm saying is just give it a minute I'm pretty sure it'll self-destruct. Or maybe a fog will roll in and the whole thing will just rust over, I don't know.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This Musk wouldn't have stood for this. What happened? (Spoiler Alert: Money and/or Power)

Edit: my dumb ass forgot the photo. Probably because it is permanently deleted from the internet forever

This One Right Here

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I mean if this gets conservatives into EVs, at least SOME good will come out of this ugly, dysfunctional heap of metal.

Next we need someone to convince them that cars in general are evil and it's much better for their freedom to use public transport

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I don't know why people think cars are freedom. You have to fuel, maintain, and store that thing constantly. When I had a car I always had that shit in the back of my mind.

Now I just get on the train and I show up where I need to be.

But I guess conservatives struggle to imagine a different world. All the highways, auto repair shops, and gas stations just appeared effortlessly by magic, but building trains is impossible.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Normalize calling cybertrucks Tesla trump trucks

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

From dumpster to flamin dumpster

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Man imagine going into debt to show support for Trump and making Elno Muskrat richer.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They've been eating the flowers in the picture.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That plant is Datura, or Jimsonweed, for any here uninitiated.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Insert "Life uh... finds a way" meme.

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Meh, close enough. :-P

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

They literally all look like this to me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

As the strangest plus side ever.. At least wrapping the cybertruck is extremely easy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Put "save America" at the top, add a "from", and then the logo actually makes sense.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't get the hate that this generally gets, but this particular one could use a molotov cocktail or 3 thrown its way...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The cybertruck is a weird looking car with issues but some people make it their life mission to talk trash about it every chance they get

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If they didn't want me to talk trash about it, they shouldn't have designed it to look like a dumpster

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude, that's not cool.

Dumpsters are useful.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cybertrucks are useful for the exact same purpose. Holding trash.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Lol holy shit

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Finally, a worthy test for the "thermonuclear-proof" windows: create an indent/hole with a steel ball or something, insert Molotov cocktail and watch.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Things can always get worse - sun tzu

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I thought we were calling it the CyberCuck©?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everything about this car is dumb beginning with Elon the "engineer" designing this in a CAD program high on ambien or whatever he takes. To the hopefully sober decision to manufacture the car.

I could swear he hit some button that reduces polygon count and thought it looks cool. It must have been something like that.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

tear off the metal panels above the doors

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Idiots won't always tell you they're idiotic, but they will always show you if you're watching.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Does the number of stars represent the size of police force that should be chasing Old Man Don?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Whoever owns this truck is a hero because they’re creating so much joy and laughter in the world thru this hilarious combo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

A match made in heaven.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Way to bypass my cybertruck word filter :(

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