Honestly everything they write is a banger https://hexbear.net/comment/3786007
Inside of you there are three wolves. None of them have read Marx
Read Marx.
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I will never read. I'm not even reading this site, I've hooked it up to a TTS-machine that slavishly reads out all text on the page. It does not follow linebreaks, instead it breaks up the entire screen on horizontal lines and then reads out each letter individually. When every letter had been pronounced individually it scrolls down then continues until the thread has been emptied. I then gather each letter in my mind palace and parse their meaning. Thus I avoid liberalism
I asked my mom and she's a highschool teacher and she says this still counts as reading
sorry
Capitalism is when you have treats.
Socialism is when you have a treat.
Communism is when Stalin eats your treat with his spoon.
gunspoon
its beautiful
When your political understanding doesn't extend past the "Two Cows" poster in middle school.
Capitalism is where everything is owned by an individual
That's just not fair! Everything is split between 4 or 5 of us at least!
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For the time being
was gonna say that, bit of an unintentional admission when they say "an individual" as opposed to "individuals"
The politics understander has logged on. 
I saw communism defined on 
today as "when one corporation owns everything and the people suffer under it" as opposed to now where a small few own everything and make us suffer.
Did not engage.
just ask 'what if two corporations own everything'
For whatever reason, the conversation didn't center around the idea that corporations shouldn't own everything. Steering it there was just going to get me nowhere. I have a head cold today, so if I wade back into that comments thread somehow, I'll post a link.
just sound them out for how many corporations owning everything is fine with them. is it 6 or maybe 7? because thats about right nowadays.
For real.
All you ever get when you expose their ignorance is "that's Russian talking points, sweaty" 
The marxism understanders have arrived
be afraid, liberals
I am genuinely curious how they came to this conclusion.
Well I did hide the full story, they were actually correcting another users idea of what capitalism, socialism and communism is
I upbeared you after, I swear 
It's entirely possible they were literally taught exactly that in a poli-sci class, or at least a highschool civics class. All of those are just basically just brainworm infestation programs.
Imagine studying poli-sci. "Yes I have a master's in being propagandized"
Under communism i will be the Minister of Toothbrushes. only those able bodied workers with more than 20 teeth will be allowed to have them. toothpaste will be distributed at the state general store in pea-sized packets twice daily before meals. the only drink allowed will be orange juice.
And when the government does everything it's communism
./s
Damn I failed to consider that. I am converted to liberalism 