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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I remember when Michigan once ruled the great seas. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Alas, now they are but Great Lakes

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Should have done this as Spain and then you could have the other Toledo thrown in there.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Did you know that Ohio fries originated in Canada?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I've lived in Ohio my entire life and never heard of Ohio fries, I guess we just call them fries here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

And Hawaiin pizza

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Nope, Ohio fries really come from Ohio (but not because of the name)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Damn. Calling the Ruhrpott new York is an insult in both directions

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

could be worse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Is Ruhrpott like greater Frankfurt?

Is it like Frankfurt am Mainhattan??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That would have made sense. Ruhrpott isn't in Hesse though. It's the region north to it around Düsseldorf Köln Bonn etc

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If anyone is wondering, theses are the names of states of the USA. It's a small country that lies just south of Canada.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Tbh this is just wrong, it’s clear Ohio is larger than Canada even if you include their puppet state (Toronto).

Clearly if New York wanted instigate intrastate warfare they would conduct a lightning assault through Canada and catch Ohio by surprise, who would likely be thinking that their Appalachian Line on the border with New York would keep them safe. Canada’s so small they could cross it in hours!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Ohio

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Vive la révolution

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

In that case - I must be in the youper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

There is no Paris equivalent. The joke author couldn't even go there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Paris = Mansfield. Which all Parisienne should find as highly offensive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I once heard Billings, Montana referred to as the Paris of south-central Montana.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There is a lake (Summersville) in west virgina with water so clear they call themselves the little Bahamas of the east. Despite being northwest of the actual Bahamas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

There’s a Virginia to the north of Virginia that calls itself West Virginia despite being to the north.

Lake sounds awesome but imma bring a compass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Clearly its Versailles (ver-sayls)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

He could've tried New Paris or St. Paris.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Pennsylvania = Amish = Swiss

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Soy de Kentucky

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Netherlands should've been Quebec.