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[–] [email protected] 180 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Anon's roomate:

wanna go to the bathroom

this weirdo redneck is in his room as always

askforpermission.tar.gz

head to bathroom

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BEAUTIFUL TECHNOLOGY PIECE RIGHT THERE

mfw I see the most amazing monitor in my life

gonna buy it rn

nicemonitoranon.rpm

try to act normally

go out of anon's room

RUN TO THE MONITOR SHOP

[–] Rai 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

tar.gz is considered vintage

oh no

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

get-with-the-times-old-man.tar.xz

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

You don't mess with my awkward to use compression format. I'm not learning another one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

does-it-really-matter-what-you-compress-your-tarballs-with.tar.rar

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

B-b-bu-but I use Arch... b-btw...

[–] Rai -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Last time I ran into .tar.gz, I was programming in COBOL!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Go to the releases page of any Github repository. Source code is served in a .tar.gz archive.

Look for Linux software, a lot of its sourcecode and packages are compressed into a .tar.gz archive.

[–] Rai 1 points 2 years ago

Neat! I just started learning a little Linux to start up my little Pi home server. It’s been very interesting! And complicated. I am not good at docker. I have had zero success porting-any-tainers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

.tar.Z is even more so.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

nicemonitoranon.rpm

Found the Fedora/OpenSUSE user

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

I replaced Fedora with Arch on my PC, but it will always remain in my heart ❤️

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Monitor was so nice he forgot to poop.

[–] 5714 2 points 2 years ago

Anon's roomie has ADHD confirmed?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idk why but this is very funny to me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Nice to hear that, it was supposed to be funny :P

[–] [email protected] 145 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think they were all just curious about what OPs room looked like / what he does in there all the time, and that room mate was either the one who volunteered or the one who lost the bet

[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least pretend to take a pee then.

[–] 5714 17 points 2 years ago

Politeness pee only marginally differentiates from territorial pissing.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe he's autistic like OP

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Asking seriously, respectfully, and curiously because you’re so upvoted. Is “can I [not] use your bathroom [behind two closed doors, even though I already have access to another bathroom]?” a show of some signs of autism?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Would be the opposite actually An autistic person would probably just ask Can I see your room anon ? And f off without saying more afterwards, if they even managed to actually go and ask in the first place

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I'm just trying to stay in character, I don't mean it sincerely.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I don't think so, this is just a popular meme on 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What if the other bathroom was in use??

[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Living alone

Roommates

Pick one

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure they're saying it's their first time away from family. That's a common expression where I'm from meaning you're no longer in your family home / unsupported.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I feel like more and more people are "living alone with roommates" well into their 30s. Affording an apartment on your own is pretty well impossible, at least where I live. People staying with abusive toxic partners because at least living together they have a roof over their heads.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shared kitchen but individual bathrooms? So something in between maybe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Possibly. I have a private bathroom but share a kitchen and I would never say I live alone though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Schizophrenia

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago

Maybe they needed to shit, saw the proximity of the toilet to the bedroom area, and decided not to stink bomb poor anon

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anon, your roommate was just really fuckin high. The other bathroom probably wasn't even occupado, they just thought it was because they were really fuckin high. Seeing your bathroom and speaking to you was so distracting they forgot what they were doing.

[–] TheObserver 6 points 2 years ago

Me when i was way too high on the zaza stumbling to the bathroom and my cat appears around the corner for pets. I laid on the floor petting him for 2 hours before i remembered i had to pee.

[–] Black_Gulaman 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

They see anons screen. They know anon watches porn , and that's the reason anon is always couped up inside the room.

They think anon is a creep.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

rule 69: if a boy owns a monitor there is porn on it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

What a slanderous remark. I will have you know mine is minimised currently.

Also the work laptop is probably monitored, so never on that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

More like they see 4chan open in the guy's browser and think, "crap, this guy spanks it to BBC Hitler loli porn in here" and skedaddled.