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The United States is actually so cooked lmao. These are the people closest to the levers of power in one of the country’s two main political parties
the shirt and hat is not enough, need to find more Trump stuff to wear, also Trump car when?
Trump car when?
we have our best and brightest working on that at this very moment, I assure you
The RNC played a rap music video where they had a Trump wrapped cybertruck
Yeah the cybertruck is pretty much the car version of a maga hat so we already got one.
Cybertruck
Biden is f-u-c-k-e-d everyone is telling him he can't win and for good reason but he refuses to step down. He actually thinks his cult of personality can compete with THIS.
You’re not seeing the forest through the trees.
Blue MAGA has already far surpassed this level of cult of personality. They’re in so deep that they’ve begun to adopt the Biden cult of bodily function itself, including their adoption of Biden’s intense and very noticeable drop in mental acuity.
How many of them would have blown their head if Trump were killed?
You wouldn't jump off a bridge if your friends were doing it.
Like hell I would, Mr. President I'm coming! 
that lady is NOT sober for the RNC, and i don't blame her to be quite honest
No she’s sober. The reason she looks like that is that she’s white
That's resting hog face
"Folks think I’m wearing my bandage to honor President Trump, but I’m too embarrassed to say I answered the iron like a phone again."
These aren't the people close to power, these are nerds who act as ceremonial conduits to make American democracy look normal and authentic. These people are decorations.
