this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2024
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A smiling face made from living human skin could one day be attached to a humanoid robot
So we're on our way to time travel.
Thanks, I hate it.
It's the worst thing I've seen all day but it's not worse than the human brain organoid computer from a few weeks ago
These need not be mutually exclusive - just imagine if some mad man combined the two!
Smh someone tell these scientists that you can just have sex to make a new person
Hold up! Why am I just hearing about this now?
What Iβm hearing is you can just make a new person to have sex. Out of neural pods and living human skin robots.
Jesus christ. They even have a picture of a mini brain pipelined into some chip.
Itβs got enough love for the both of you
This is not the lab-grown meat I was promised⦠the whole point is -not- having a face and emotions..
Its only emotion is joy. Even as youβre devouring it on a bun with ketchup.
can it please be unmade now
Oh, no thank you. You can keep it.
It sings lullabies
like anyone's going to sleep ever again after seeing it
This seems like an idea spawned from an evil madman obsessed with both owning a clone army and eternal youth.
Human creativity can be so unsettling sometimes...
I must scream
Finally, a reason to get excited about sex bots!
This might be premature, but...
unzips
This might be premature
You can get help with that problem these days.
wait here imma get my flame thrower real quick
It's like they spent a lot of time and effort thinking about, how many different ways can we make this more terrifying? I'm having trouble coming up with anything else they could do short of anything really blatant like attaching it to a mobile body with flailing meat grinder arms and giving it a blood curdling 100 decibel scream.
Teeth. They could give it teeth.
Fucking hell...
Looks like a condom, don't stick your dick in it.
Thank God. Now we just gotta put skin on a Boston Dynamics robot and let it nuke us
βHey you! Scrambled eggs -face! Get over here!β
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should" -Dr. Ian Malcolm