this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago

I have definitely been personally victimised by honk

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember
Honk if you honk all you
If anything at me I will honk honk
If you get any closer u have to
Honk if you will if I honk myself want
Honk if you have ever been
Personally victimized by honk

Vibe

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Now read it again as Eminiem

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

The inner monologue of a goose.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Straight vibin’ honk

[–] empireOfLove2 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh fuck I need that neon tube check engine light sign

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Damn the title doesn't include rear view window as a use, gotta find a more appropriate one

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hm, might be time to replay Untitled Goose Game.

HONK HONK muthafucka!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah! Terrorize those poor honkin people!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That car he H O N C C

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Of course it's a Pontiac Vibe

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Which is of course a Toyota Matrix

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Pontiac Vibe, good little car

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe they should have bought an o2 sensor instead of a neon check engine light

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago