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Look. Listen. I'm here to fucking riff on jokes and I'm here to get a girlfriend. And the mods have constantly hassled and stopped me from doing both. (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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And I'm pissed off.

I'm not even asking for much here. I just wanna' be courted. I want to be romanced. I want to be serenaded and cherished. And the mods look at this and say "no, ze must not have this." I wanna' drop a slur on some X-word and pwn his lib ass, but nooooooo. I can't even have that.

Why do I even post?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a married straight cis man with no interest in or capacity to be anyone's internet girlfriend but if that's what you need I'm here for you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Wait, there are girlfriends here?! awooga

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

c/dating was closed for a reason. that's all i'll say.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Hello my future hexbear girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait what happened to your third-worldist gf?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She decided against dating a firstworlder

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The real girlfriend was inside of you all along.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

On a good night, yeah.