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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

boss dollar

me dime

p00p

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'm a shy shitter, I hear a single noise in the bathroom and it resets my shitting clock to 0. Even the cat staring at me is too much.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I once heard a man in a stall

His cheeks went blifp, brrrthp, brrrraw

He took no time

No care to wipe

He didn't wash his hands at all

spoilerWASH YOUR HANDS WTF DUDES THREE MONTHS WORKING AT MY NEW JOB AND IVE WITNESSED THIS DUMBASS PHENOMENON NASTY ANIMALS GOD DAMN

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Millennials are killing the toilet paper industry while quiet shitting; "They won't wipe afterwards. We keep having to buy new chairs"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Disaster crapitalism kelly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

shit loud, shit proud

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Silent shitting