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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mega Karen has special abilities that the other Karen's don't.

  1. Speed Dial Manager: an ability to store and recall store manager phone numbers from Mega Karen's cell phone.

  2. Family Minions: husband and children will back up Mega Karen even though she's in the wrong. On special occasions Mom/sister/cousin can be activated.

  3. Double-Down: Mega Karen will insist and try even harder when cornered.

  4. Extra HP: Mega Karen does not mind wasting more time than other lesser powered Karen's.

Though Mega Karen is hard to defeat she still uses a predictable pattern. She always moves in to recording you on her phone. You'll know she's started running low on HP when she starts getting hysterical and becomes the "victim". If fought right, the battle usually ends with Mega Karen being escorted off the battle field but sometimes she can be knocked out. Sadly she gives very little Skill Points when she's defeated and it's due to her Low IQ and Value to the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How can she double-down so many times?? Any normal person would have broke by now!

Mega Karen: Nanomachines, son!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Trillions of voices cried out at once "I want to speak to your manager!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Calamity Karen

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Be very careful, because she's going to talk to the manager... of your manager.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stage 2 of the boss fight.

The head comes off and turn upside down. The hair that is not below acts as wings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Majora's mask vibes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

my girl's got three BumpIts on

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

⬆️, ⬆️, ⬇️, ⬇️, ⬅️, ➡️, ⬅️, ➡️, B, A, START

Trust me, we're gonna need it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She doesn't just complain to the manager, she complains to the CEO

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I think she contacts the shareholders directly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Her boss music would definitely have an angelic choir singing “I want to destroy the manager” in Latin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want to destroy the manager

🎵 Volo perdere procurator 🎶