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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

her entire self-image is a narcissistic identification with the zionist entity, which is in crisis and unlikely to exist next year

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

She's completely fried. I know we joke about liberals short circuiting sometimes, but I think it this case it might have actually happened.

Her entire worldview in the past year has been on the brink of being shattered. Israel keeps doing worse and worse things, and more of the world keeps condemning it. If she accepts Israel is wrong, it opens the gate for the rest of her worldview to come crashing down - essentially a mental breakdown.

So instead, she's become more entrenched and is now having a breakdown in the opposite direction. I'm being completely serious - a close family member of mine had a total mental breakdown because their worldview (of them being a great parent) was shattered by reality, and they haven't been the same since. I can match this person's text behaviours to the shit Fartlow sharts over twitter. I really think they've totally lost it.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

Don't try me.

Oh no, she's going to call people antisemitic on a platform that hosts actual antisemites...

Anywayblob-sleep

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

Batman, but they shidded out their doodoo ass

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this reads like copy for a 90's/00's cologne ad

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Scarecrow dosing BatBartlow with fear toxin and locking her in a room full of "Free Parking" signs

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

dosing BatBartlow with fear toxin

Giving her the ol' Jack Ruby special, you mean?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

don't forget to read this with a thick scottish accent

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

If you can't handle me at my fard, you don't deserve me at my shid

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Show some respect. She has a very serious job that consists of stopping Jack Nicholson from unleashing fart gas on all those parade goers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jack was one of the better Jokers and definitely at least a center left Joker if not further

He gave people free money and that kinda makes him a hero of the proletariat, at least moreso than Batman

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

So what happened is that at 9 pm (technically after sunset) she scraped a Palestinian flag sticker off a lamppost on her street. Heart pounding, adrenaline surging, she sprinted back to her apartment to post this.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

This reads like something you'd have as your MSN Messenger status in 2003 if you were an edgy kid.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Neither the hero we deserve nor the hero we need. Not a hero at all. This is the sort of post you dig up that you made in your teens that makes you cringe so hard you pull a muscle, not when you’re nearly forty.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

i choose to read this in the dracula-flow voice

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

"You wanna know the difference between me and you, i don't consider people being mean to me online a literal violent attack"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Is this the most melted brain on twitter? Gotta be up there.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zionist Batman would be an incredible Cum Town bit.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I'm like Batman. I go to the toilet inside my suit, because it is too complicated to undo, so I do my business right there like it wasn't a thing. Inside the suit. It does not impede my mobility. I'm mobile, I'm social. I can move about and schmooze with the rich people, even if I'm going to the toilet right there and then. I'm a billionaire playboy.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

I'm not taking back anything I said or explaining who I am or why I'm different.

Is this Tinder?

If you're lucky enough to see behind my mask then you can figure some of that out for yourself.

Mom, can we have a Marilyn Monroe quote for my Tinder profile?

We have a Marilyn Monroe quote at home

Marilyn Monroe quote at home

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I don't need you to see me as a hero.

Posting on the internet doesn't make you a hero, but she clearly does need to be seen as one or she wouldn't be making this post

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She is like a DC character...

Scarecrow

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Sounds like she defaced a symbol of Palestinian solidarity somewhere in her neighbor, either while smashed or proceeded to get smashed shortly afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

you are like batman because you think a playboy billionaire living in a secluded mansion with an elderly English gentleman and an young orphan boy doing gymnastics is heroic.

I am like batman, because i think LSD is groovy.

we are not the same.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Classic case of delusion

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Eve are you high?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

New site tagline just dropped

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

is-this My middle school ex?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The answer is always no, her brain has been completely broken ever since Seth Rogen posted 💨, not like she was much better before though.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I don't think she's ever been okay.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I am become zionism, destroyer of human populations

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Reads to me like somebody broke up with her after discovering she's a ghoul

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Absurd narcissism is par for the course

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