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In case anyone wants to know specifically why this is crazy: here's a NASA article about magnetic pole shifts/reversals. The short version is:

• Magnetic North Pole was identified about 200 years ago and since then it's constantly been drifting so "Pole Shifts" are a constant reality.
• Complete reversals (where N and S swap) happen every 300,000 years or so on average (varying a lot). The last reversal was actually 780,000 years ago, so I'm not sure what societal collapse this guy knows about from WAY into pre-history.
• The Earth's magnetic field has declined in strength in the last 200 years by about 9%, but it's still twice as intense as it's million-year average and not going anywhere anytime soon.

Wait wait wait how do poles shift if the Earth is flat with pillars on the corners and a domed roof on those?

And I’m not pulling this out of my arse, it’s the same collection of gobbledygook as the Portents nonsense!

Oh, I know about these guys. They think that roughly every 10k years or so the sun does a “micronova”. The Earth supposedly absorbs a lot of energy which somehow “unlocks” the crust or something and the poles (and I guess the axial tilt itself?) radically shift in orientation.

They think the CIA and what have you is concealing this, apparently there’s a book called “The Adam and Eve Story” which details the whole thing that the TLAs don’t want anybody reading

Yeah… it’s one of the more complex and involved conspiracy pseudoscience communities out there

Aged like raw chicken in the dumpster. Hope that helps 👍

Yur mom made my pole shift

Aged like Skinner's house after aurora borealis was localized entirely within his kitchen.

Have you ever seen that gross thing that some people do where they leave meat in a jar to rot and then eat it and think it's good for them when all it's really doing is making them very, very sick? Yeah, it's aged like that.