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Who's "they?" The vast swath of the eastern seaboard defined by western european immigrants like the Italians and Irish, the "fugeddaboudit" and "BAHSTAHN" guys that everyone thinks of when they think of New England cities? The west coast people known for wine exports, distinctive music and film cultures, drug culture, etc?

Southern culture is now largely defined by hollow rhetoric and hypocrisy. They want to be rednecks with big trucks but they whine about how much they have to tip the food slave who brings their DoorDash order. They talk constantly about Christian values and then indulge in hedonistic lives and go out drinking alcohol to excess and fornicating (which the Bible explicitly says will bar you from entering Heaven )

The only problem with this is that white southern culture sucks balls.

t. guy with an extremely-unscratched truckbed

The other half of the founding fathers who wanted to just do feudalism started a civil war then lost isn't a culture, I'm sorry its just not if your culture dosent have a unified language, geography, religious/cultural and maybe the bare minimum is like 1000 years I don't want to hear about it.

But you know what I'm not even gonna go their as their are problems in defining culture like I just did.. the south dosent have a united BBQ culture let alone a full blown culture so get the fuck out of here.

My brother in Allah your culture is literally just a bunch of marketing campaigns.

The best and most celebration worthy parts of southern culture almost entirely come from black people. Not whatever this shit is

Distinct recognizable culture such as slavery?

I live innawoods, my car is splattered with mud from getting it out of my driveway when it rained. Many of my friends growing up were deeply impoverished (rusty-ass trampolines, sun-bleached toys strewn over the yard, "ignore Uncle Jim, he won't talk, he's playin his online poker", wife-beating happening in the other room stuff) and I had to go to all their horrible evangelical grifter churches when I slept over on Saturdays.

My point is that I'm just as if not more "southern" than the dorks like this guy and I'm a communist or some shit LMAO OWNED

confederate anime pretty much guarantees this person has as many bad takes as humanly possible

away down south in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators

Also thrse people would get the fuck beaten out of them for watching "removed littlr girl cartoons" by their peers if they actually interacted with their "southern culture"

I will free the South from the racist Weebs

How do fascist weebs even tell their moeblobs apart? Just looks like hair color swaps across their spank bank cliches.

I tried to think of something clever to say to this but it melted my brain a little so I'm just gonna move on

Country ass or not, "y'all" was desperately needed for the English language.

I did like how Far Cry 5 presented American culture