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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm the worm in the apple car.

That worm has a name: Lowly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I think in the German translation his name is Egon

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lowly's Applecar fucking flies dude. It's not even a contest.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You gotta make a decision

Leave tonight or live and die this way

(Love those lyrics)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is that sculptor hauling Baphomet? That's probably me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Baphomet flipping you the bird, even.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure that's the two finger salute, "As above, so below." Which is kind of what makes it Baphomet, not just a goat man.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well i was gonna answer 'cheese car', but you make a persuasive case.

Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I was always banana car as a kid reading these books. Decades later and now that I’m older and wiser and have kids of my own I’ll have the hotdog car please

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's between that and the hot dog for me. But I'm leaning pickle.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I'd like to say I'm the pig in the pickle car, but I'm actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

dibs on owl on a broomstick bike

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why isn't this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I member this book!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you can't handle me at my apple car with worms in my brain, you don't deserve me at my owl witch riding a broom scooter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Toothpaste tube car for me, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Toothbrush for me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm leaning towards witchy scooter, to be honest.

I fucking love this though

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So is that the sculptor?

I loved these books as a kid - it's tragic that mine don't...

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'm going with the cat in the doughnut.

I invite any armchair psychologists to post their analysis below!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Idk why that worm was so cute and cool as a kid, but he was.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This could be a really good personality quiz.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a cheese car man for sure, but imagine the smell on a hot, sweaty day!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Bunny carrot-mobile. Dynamic and kawaii AF

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Maybe not as fancy as the others, but I really like the little pink jeep. It’s boxy and cute.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What could be better than scooter with flying broom?
Edit: Ok, I see the apple could possibly also fly with the rotating leaf and is covered in case of rain. So team apple.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Dog in a Hotdog car, all the way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Either the melted cat in the donut car, or the puddle of sloths in the red one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Owls and witches are both individually capable of flight what are you doing

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I’m more of a dingo dog

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I like foxes they are cute, and this one is gonna make wine I guess, so it's my pick!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Didn't even know Lowly Worm. Psh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

rhino circus car everyday

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

/s

Probably Lowly Worm as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Surprised there's no Mr. Fixit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd love to be the "very Scarry" but I'm afraid I'm driving a rhino, even though i despise clowns. We cherisho the old Richard Scarry books my wife brought with. You wanna see some other cute/interesting stuff? Search for "Rien Poortvliet gnomes" - another treasure from my wife's library.

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