this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2024
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Orphan Crushing Machine

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What's the Orphan Crushing Machine here? That stray dogs are being kept at a shelter instead of being out on the street? I know it sucks to realize, but the idea that every dog not having a loving nuclear family to take care of it is sort of a pipe dream. This seems like the best possible scenario all around. Even the shelter looks nice and clean.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

While the kids were reading, somebody brutally murdered their parents and the next day they were sold into slavery.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Mmm, yes. Dogs, famously known for loving being read to.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dogs tend to just like being included in things.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

They don't care about the content obviously, but they love when you just give them attention. You can see the dogs are very engaged with their child.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Plus, don't forget that the kids also get practice time reading, so it brutally slaughters 2 birds with 1 stone

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Heyhey, we don't say that here. We say crushes two orphans with one machine!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ya, practice with a non-judgemental listener that's really cute even

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I just have the idea that they prefer a ball to a book.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably true but I'm still happy that someone spends some time with them. Perhaps they get to play with the kids as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My dog loves when people tell her stories! It's less about the content and more about the interaction. The book is totally for the child's benefit so they can learn to read.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

There’s also the bonus of showing kids that good dogs come from shelters and not just breeders, and definitely not from puppy mills. These kids will remember this when it’s time to get a dog.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This made me imagine a TV show where a kid reads to their dog but the dog understands and is imagining themselves as the book's main character and every week we get a new story starring the dog.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Wow it is! I've never heard of that, I gotta check it out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's just Wishbone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

checking Netflix for wishbone

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are better interactions for a dog. For their sake, at least, if that's a priority here at all. The kids will learn to read regardless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone: does something good.

Always that one person: but why not do another good thing instead?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I had to read to my peers, who at that age had zero self control over telling me how shit I read.

[–] humbletightband 6 points 1 year ago

What's actually happening in the picture? I'm out of context

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why can't the kids just read to each other if they feel alone. Stoopid.