I’m going to call this a win for the church that everyone was over 18.
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2024
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Now that's a headline
Every next word in the headline was a wild surprise
That's a hard way to go. He really got stiffed.
The guy came and went at the same time
They'll have the funeral in a few days when they can finally close the coffin.
Honestly I can think of worse ways to go
In a similar incident, an Italian priest was sentenced to three years in prison in late 2021 for stealing nearly $120K from the church to buy drugs for gay sex parties he hosted
To reduce the number of recurrences, the church is considering introducing “Gay orgies 101” in their theology curriculum… just kidding, of course they’re doing nothing.
“At least they weren’t trans! Oh!”
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So... Much... To process.
I call shenanigans. Male sex workers know their boner pills better than abbotts know the Nicene creed.
Probably wasn't a sex worker.
"i died cuz my dick got too hard" is probably a bad look for a priest...? it's so hard to tell with how they act
Honestly, this doesn't surprise. Mainly because this isnt the first time a priest, or to be more specific, a pope held a mass orgy.
Bishop of the Diocese Stepped Down
Didn’t want to handle it lol. Suppose it’s easier than dealing with the fallout.
That just sounds like the perfect night out tbh
Love the before and after pictures. It’s almost like a page from a kid’s book