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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IME the agile process is a distraction that makes it hard to get any actual work done. Hopefully it will have this same effect on the military.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But the name implies fast!

(Looking forward to a cruise missile going the wrong way and triggering WW3 because of some bug going unnoticed)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Armageddon is an undocumented feature

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Forgot to add that to README.md 😅

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Most of the US gov shit is developed by contractors and administered by a combo of civilian government employees and contractors. So effectively they were already using all the industry buzzword practices and methods on any given project.

Agile is just a fancy way of saying "we don't plan things very well".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Translation: “Our sub-sub-sub contractors briefed us today and told us some fancy technology words. We will be awarding them an additional $10 million for being productive.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

the military is now practicing anti-imperialism via having neverending meetings

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

china is going to eat the united states up whole by the time a conflict actually breaks out.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Welcome to 2003 lmao

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes, "realease it buggy and unfinished and slowly add features while the bugs fester." Great idea

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Live service military software.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not saying Agile is always bad, but somftware was much better when waterfall was dominant

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Most implementations of SCRUM are just waterfall with lipstick.

Prioritized and frequently pruned backlog in an excel spreadsheet is the superior methodology.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I know that agile is a methodology for writing software, and there end my knowledge about it. But the logo with the arrow and the arrow looping back made me think that you keep repeating the same thing and never progress.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yeah, agile's like that. you introduce agile to improve development. everyone is confused, hates it and nothing improves. so you introduce agile again, to improve development. again, everyone is confused, hates it and nothing improves. so you introduce agile again...

basically, according to agile evangelists, agile cannot fail, it can only be failed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is a decent guide to different software development methods.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Love to add unnecessary new words and meetings to my waterfall process!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That should help fix the issues with the battleship ipad steering :^)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hot take: For a lot of products and services, Agile is far superior to a lot of other workflows

I think especially with how the US military functions, it probably will work decently