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News headlines that are so ridiculous, you could've sworn they were from The Onion

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In their criticism, Israel's opponents are erasing a remarkable, historic new standard Israel has set. In my long career studying and advising on urban warfare for the U.S. military, I've never known an army to take such measures to attend to the enemy's civilian population, especially while simultaneously combating the enemy in the very same buildings. In fact, by my analysis, Israel has implemented more precautions to prevent civilian harm than any military in history—above and beyond what international law requires and more than the U.S. did in its wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Countries around the world cry genocide, what's Isreal doing? "Hey look everybody, we just invented the safest war ever seen!" Get outta here with that shit...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Newsweek woke up this morning and said "Today we do a little trolling"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They couldn't save a single innocent life with the amount of tact they are lacking. Can't read the room so they just spray bullets randomly.