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I'm calling in sick. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Boss, I'm drowning in pussy, hope you understand I can't make it in

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Chonky with a chance of legs falling asleep.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

You don’t. I don’t make the rules.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Yup, I have the same problem with my dog. As soon as I wake up, suddenly he wants to crawl under the covers with me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

You're already working, as the cats' bed for the day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

My cats will immediately dart to where I feed them if I so much as twitch in the morning. I also have a white devil who refuses to let me sleep in unless he is fed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You dont.