I was up late gaming last night. I'm dehydrated. I have a headache.
Yes, he - a 50 year old man - should engage in vigorous combat shortly after receiving invasive spinal surgery. 
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Before the bell Zuck's predator-vision identifies which vertebrae are weakest. Fight lasts 12 seconds, 10 of which are just Musk screaming.
Elon will have one more thing in common with Batman when Zuck literally breaks the man over his knee.
this but extra unironically
*trying to be a tough guy* you won't believe how many old man ailments i have
Didn't Elon's mom shut it down?
Twice.
I want Joe Rogan to host the fight with guest co-host 
afterwards, joe moderates a rematch with 
I want to say I'd pay money to see that fight, but if I'm being honest I'd just pirate it.
If 
is there he's gonna make them fight oiled up and naked though.
Getting an unnecessary surgery to avoid a fight you will lose is a pretty good bit I'll give him that.
hopefully they both million dollar baby each other and I never have to hear about either of these jackwagons again.
It's wacky to me that grown adults actually believe this will ever happen and is anything more than two blowhards milking free publicity.
"My back hurts because I had to carry my team in League Of Legends" will be his next EPIC excuse. Dude, no one forced you to accept this fight, it was all you!
muh bone spurs 
(yes, i have engaged in liberalism, i'm sorry)
being such a big-brained alpha genius, you would think he'd have learned his lesson about this sort of behavior from being forced to throw away all that money on Twitter 
You do not have to be very mature at all to simply say "lmao no," yet here we are
"I'm ready today" lmao I am not immune to propaganda but that's funny as fuck. Gampy Muskrat is shivering like a leaf.
Only elon could be unbelievably annoying enough to make zuck look cool