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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What does the poop of apples look like?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First find out which creature poops in the shape of apples, Then work back from there ofcourse. I’m Glad I came to Lemmy to increase the wisdom intelligence here with you all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

So, in german the word for horse poop is "Pferdeäpfel" ("horse-apples"), so going by your method, apples poop in the shape of horses. Thanks, TIL!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This is interesting!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

ok but where’s the apple’s butthole

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Papa ich will nen Apfel.

Wie wäre es mit einem Pferdeafpel? XDDDDD

Translation:

Dad I want an apple

How about a horse apple? XDDDD

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Figured this should be required reading

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

But do they poop once in three days?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Not everybody it seems.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

And to think we were all here for this glorious day. What a story to tell our children.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

...eventually...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

TIL apples can poop