This is like Mars Attacks when they're walking around with the translator saying "we come in peace" while blasting the shit out of every human they find.
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2024
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Since February 9, the average number of trucks that entered Gaza daily was about 55, compared with 500 that used to enter before the start of the conflict, according to the UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA). Source
They're trying so hard guys
A lot of those trucks are trying to enter through Egypt, not Israel.
Indeed so why does israel assume control over it?
Egypt controls the crossing but imports through the Rafah crossing require Israeli approval
Which Israel repeatedly bombed when Egypt let trucks enter.
I think they’re confusing bullets and bombs with aid.
The soldiers confused bread with guns so it is actually plausible
People won't starve if they're dead.
(/s)
4 - Lies
3 - Damn dirty lies
2 - Statistics
1 - Israel saying it's trying to flood Gaza with aid
Missed the end of the headline
Israel says it is trying to flood Gaza with aid from hydro engineers and a Dam Busters documentary
Lmaoo damn
Yeah sure, they are deffo trying to flood so much aid by rejecting most of the aid that’s trying to come to the country. Absolutely not an attempt to commit genocide to the Palestinian ppl whatsoever.
This has very "I have tons of black friends" vibes.
Sure, if bombs count as aid…
Entropic charity
"Aid" means "Bombs" in Hebrew. Hope that clears it up
Death, the greatest aid of all.
I guess you can't starve if you're dead from a gunshot wound.
You are not cold, hungry, or sick if you are dead.
Thanos style aid