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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s one way to get back into the EU ¯\(ツ)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Ahh, time to reforge the Auld Alliance then

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago

If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

True, regardless of the rest.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Macron has seemed rather bellicose of late...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? Who said this isn’t France’s plan?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What would France even do with UK though, have you seen the absolute state of the thing?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

First order of business: introduce quality cuisine to the savages

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

South Asians: We're trying!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I made this

You made this?

I made this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Second order of business: pack up Stonehenge so that it can be maintained properly in the Louvre.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just to taunt you, our usual casus belli

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Now go away, or I will taunt you for a second time!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's this about the king treating his cancer withe herbs?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Charles is a long time advocate for homeopathy, even appointed a homeopath as head royal doctor.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh.

Oh yeah he dead like Steve Jobs.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is best served cold?

...no, wait. not that one.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Ahh, Charlescuterie

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

🤞🤞🤞

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Homeopathy is not "herbs", though. Compared to homeopathy, herbs as a medication would have seemed lika a sane choice. At least herbs actually do have some medically relevant substances in them sometimes. Probably not the ones you need to treat cancer, but still, a hell of a lot more than the literally nothing that homeopathy brings to the table.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a hell of a lot more than the literally nothing that homeopathy brings to the table.

Lies. Homeopathy gets you a well hydrated corpse.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You asked what it was about, and I told you.. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That isn't treating it with herbs. That's treating it with sugar pills.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

*Plain water that was touched by a grain of sugar five vials back. But don't worry. The water remembers it.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or the missing princess of Wales? There’s a lot to unpack here.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's some conspiracy theory that something has happened to Kate Middleton because she had abdominal surgery earlier this year and hasn't been seen in public for a little while, and a poorly photoshopped image of her with her kids was recently shared.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My guess is that she had a hysterectomy and has been recovering, but people are getting wild with the conspiracy theories.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

That's not even a good conspiracy theory. That sounds like a bunch of amateur crap. They need to step their game up. We have people believing JFK is coming back to claim the presidency.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Heh heh hehnnm. Don't count your chickens before they've hatched, English...

Sincerement,

France

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I can tell this wasn't written by a real Fr*nch because you wrote "Heh heh" instead of "Hon hon"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tbh it would probably improve matters

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

imagine the improvement to the food

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Only if they bring some guillotines along with them, and a way to get the British public to give enough of a shit to actually use them..

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

After Brexit comes Annexit, powered by [email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What makes you think France is NOT looking to invade? Baguettes to Berettas, non?

D'accord! Pourquoi pas? Vive la France!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure they meant berets.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The French monarchy is not in better shape.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would argue it is

(This is a bad joke about how the best monarchy is no monarchy)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Let's agree they're not in fighting condition... unless what you're fighting is soil erosion.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Don't make the royal family sound cool

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Flanders has mobilised at the channel.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Hi diddly-ho neighborinos!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or we would do like in the 1000s and let just one french duke goes.

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