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Looking at her own books, I think she actually believes adoptive mothers just... aren't real. Not just trans mothers, which she is obviously dancing around, but as far as JK is concerned literally any child that is ever adopted is never really part of the family. Every time a child is adopted they're just put under the stairs.
At least she's consistent I guess. Her books kinda make sense (this half wizard is technically not my full genetic chromosomal kin, so I shall keep his nasty moppy head under the stairs, go for a bacon eh doodley?)
Also aren't many adoptive mothers technically trans-mothers too? They were unable to be mothers but they transitioned into motherhood (by adopting) Actually all mothers are trans-mothers if you want to use that for some shenanigans
the three genders:
male
female
mother
:mike-pence:
And/or :glenn-danzig:
Potter world is very eugenicsy, while simultaneously believing it is anti-racist
"Yeah we denigrate entire races of sentient magical creatures, but VOLDEMORT is the real racist because he thinks people who aren't 'pureblood' are scum even though we kind of think that too"
Anyone who says "large gamete" outside of a classroom should go in a pit.
Also I find it a little amusing that transphobes have literally no idea what actually upsets trans people. Like, your shtick would work better if a single trans person had ever complained about mother's day. Just a big ol circle jerk of transphobia.
gamete
Japanese lookin ass word
G-GAMETE!!!
Didn't Godzilla fight him?
hmm do we shrink godzilla or enlarge the gametes for that?
I don't even take time out of my day to antagonize people who actually deserve it, and I have nothing going on. The fuck's wrong with people who do this
Money induced brain rot.
I simply do not view JKR tweets. Feels so good.
I just don't get why she's so willing to die on this hill. She could have gone away as one of the most beloved authors of modern history, but she's determined to run it all into the ground.
She developed the rich person thing of being completely detached from humanity while also tweeting 400 times a day. She hasn't lived in normal person reality for decades.
That Pratchett's gone and she's still alive and a successful writer is definitve proof that god hates fantasy literature.
Huh, I grew out of being a shitty 12 year old without even billions of dollars and a castle, guess I'm just built different
Somehow, even though she's clearly gone mask off, there are still people who are trying to argue that she's not transphobic whatsoever.
She is in dire need of a cinderblock to the face
Only a cinder block? How merciful
Joanne please just go away.
So that's what the J stands for
Tbh I read Harry Potter as a kid quiet voraciously and I didnt know this until /r/gendercynical and other trans subreddits started calling her that lol.
Lies, her full name is Jowling Kowling Rowling
Jrobert Kgalbraith
If you told me in 2014 that in the 20s instead of flying cars we'll have JK Rowling talk like an incel because she's upset by transsexuals on twitter all day with that "females" shit I'd think you were from like one of those bad timeline things in Sci-Fi where things are just comically depressing as a contrast to the main timeline
To think there are those for whom this constitutes bravery
Robert Galbraith is my least favorite author.
Still in awe that she used a doctor who argued for using electroshock to "cure" homosexuality as a nom de plume, yet people still deny that J.K. Rowling is a bigot.
How wild that she randomly picked that name no doubt
well you see it was his middle name 
Crazy. How could Joanne do this?
One of the most insufferable scumbags on earth posted another crime against the internet, shocker.
Can someone do something funny to her or her house? 
She lives in a castle.
Gonna need, like, a trebuchet to [REDACTED] her.
If she is so "middle"-aged then we got the perfect tool for her 
Happy Chopper's Day to all attack helicopters.
Now please strafe this specific castle.
I guess the terf's mediocre books post-HP(which those are also trash) arent getting attention so she's pandering to the chuds? Otherwise i have no idea why she's willing to die on the terf hill.
Oh, aren't I so clever, look at me! What a jackass.