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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I was a billionaire super bitter about my wives leaving me, you wouldn't know about it. But I'm built different I guess.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah, what happened to buying drugs and hiring professionals?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's got the first part down

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

clearly not enough. john mcafee sucked but he was funny

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

My ex wife won't call me

Millions must die

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

My reaction to that information:

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Elon continues to be a "very divorced man."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

"I got divorced and I cannot stress enough how not mad I am."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Elon well into his middle-aged divorced dad arc

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

i derive a bit of joy from the fact that despite his great wealth, Elon is fking miserable

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

If we could harness this incredibly powerful divorced energy we could solve the climate crisis overnight

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Either I'm having a stroke or his words stopped wording properly... Filed is superfluous and screwed up the sentence he was trying to convey. Also quick and easy solution is to never get married if you're worried about "MuH wEsTeRn CiViLiZaTiOn!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Grimes' reaction tweet ethered him.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

She replied?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I want to believe.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

glasses-off Western Civilization

glasses-on White Capitalism

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Tell me you're a guy with multiple ex-spouses without telling me you're a guy with multiple ex-spouses.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

he deleted it lmaoo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All posts made without a link should be deleted.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

In my head canon Jeff Bezos and his wife divorced for tax reasons and it was expedient for some end. There's something so j'e pas about how the billions of dollars changes nothing regarding their personal lives and they really are just divorced